Funny Short Jokes About Corona

1- You know who buys up all the toilet paper? Assholes.

2-Why do they call it the novel coronavirus? It’s a long story….

3-I’ll tell you a coronavirus joke now, but you’ll have to wait two weeks to see if you got it.

4-Did you hear the joke about the germ? Never mind, I don’t want to spread it around.

5-I ran out of toilet paper and had to start using old newspapers. Times are rough.

6-Back in my day you would cough to cover up a fart. Now, with COVID-19, you fart to cover up a cough.

7-What should you do if you don’t understand a coronavirus joke? Be patient.

8-Still no toilet paper in the stores. They’re wiped out and you’re shit out of luck.

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